They're Here!

written by spirit/thpiwit/thipwit/thpir

    There once lived and alien.....sure, you might think, yeahs, so, it's an alien....what's so special about this alien? Surely it's the same as any other alien...but you see, that is where you are wrong.  This alien had eyes made of glass, unlike that other icky gooey stuff the eyes are usually made of.   See, this was a glass-eyed alien.  Well, onto the story again, you might want to enquire what this alien looks like, you know, to help you form a mental picture in your mind so you at least have a little, not faint, clue on what the alien...er...Bob, yes let's name him Bob...had to look like.  Again, you might be thinking...yes I said "might" which means you don't necessarily "have: to be thinking that the name Bob is a common one....well don't have a cow (no offence [moocow]) about it, it's my story so I can name him whatever.....ooooers there I go again....

    Okay so the facts are - 1. A Glass-eyed alien; 2. Bob is his name; 3. (referring partly to 2.) I have just given my alien a sex...he is indeed male....he isn't asexual or transexual, so don't like "think" that onwards.  He is about 6 foot 1 so he's pretty okay for height and all...he's got a triangular shaped head which is soft when you poke it.....the skin rebounds, so he is, indeed fresh meat (Zilly, babe, forgive me for using your connotation, I was desparate [ desparate? *eyebrow lift* hehe....PC] ).  he had a body as sexy as Gumby himself.   Two tentacles, blue mind you, which just couldn't do anything....sort of like your appendix...which were just....."there" for beauty and exotic purposes.  He had two legs which looked like (yes, the legs are blue too) 2 poles...straight, hard n testure (mainly because Bob never used aloe vera in his moisturising lotions), and cylindrical like.

    Bob was an all-blue alien so he kind of...hell, stood out.  Well, Bob lived a wholesome and fruitful life, eating hot cashew nuts (thank Jamie for this) and nothing else.  For the sole pupose of PussICaT, whose hompage I hope this is on (hey lover) I will make Bob, the alien have a pet cat called Kitty.  For the sole purposes of JD(whoever he is...#blueroom-er) and his kid obsession, Bob had a little green alien baby named JD ( because over the in Bobland [where Bob lived], the male aliens gave birth, and the children were always green...because they just ate too much broccoli, the turned blue only if they were lucky, or...splattered all over with blue ink).

    So the facts now are <insert first part of the story with facts cause PussICaT couldn't be bothered typing them> plus Bob had a cat called Kitty and a little male Kid alien type thing called JD.  Every Christmas they sang 'Jiggle all the way' (like Jingle bells 'Jingle all the way', but they had mutant noses so it was jiggle...[thank Kheldar for that one].  Okay, trying to speed up this up a bit [after all, this is a short story] ).  Bob died, of some sick disease contracted while trying to eat dog...ummm...hair, and don't ask me why Bob ate dog hair.   His cat Kitty died as a result of that because Bob was dead 9but smart o-you who already know this) and little JD died too.  JD didn't die because Bob and Kitty died (ah! so you were wrong ).  Little JD hung himself, naked as a nail on his door (pretty smart for a little alien type thing) as a result of beign electrocuted numerous times by trying to stick his antennae tentacle things into the wall sockets whilst on, and being mentally scarred by having a dog hair himself   (thank the lat INXS Micheal Hutchence for this, God rest his soul).

The End

Look I tried to fit everyone in this story, but being such a short story, I could not. Her add these people in wherever you like (just to be fair).   Palin, Thnofoxth, nonna (^netbabe^), Dante, Sifukermy, [Shathis], Twiggy, Pea, Shai`tan, Strop, belinda, Serena, Jane. Chkram, Xenith, Perrin, Shadow, Hunter, Sab, Wendaleths, Spacegirl, Lifter, Nicky, Lupus, Tink, Aragon, Drew [Dar-reeew], Hybie, Grump^X, beasty butt, Sly, phlipper, spirit(me), #brisbane-ites, #blueroom-ites & etc.